The Digital Diary Of A Tantrum Princess

Chapter One

Until that blessed moment, Kulabati (a 35 years old lesabi aribi) used to loiter around in her own leikai almost every day collecting sendoi and marupki senkhai. Sometimes, she would share a plate of bora kaanghou with her friend Maloti at eney Tamfa's hoten, sometimes she would spend few hours at the leikai co-operative society hall instructing young weavers to weave with more enthusiasm and passion. She keeps telling everyone 'weaving is an art entwined with our own lives'. The numidaangwairams for her are no different with the same old house hold chores. Supporting an age-old father and a good for nothing brother, Kulabati's journey has so far been tough. Over the last few years, her hard work has started bearing fruits and hence her family condition is much improved now. But amidst all these, she had missed her entire youth. While her leikai friends were dating their boyfriends, she had been always busy weaving and running her family with that scarce income that is derived from selling the woven ‘phees’. She can afford everything now but for time….

Chapter Two

Yesterday, we were introduced to our dear Kulabati (the female protagonist of this story)- the 35 years old leisabi sari who has all the way struggled for a better life. Today, let us get familiarized with our dear Ta Kulabidhu (the male protagonist of the story). Ta Kula is a simpleton but for an urban guy. Some years back, his condition was no better than Kulabati's. At a young age, his father left him with a thatched khaangpoksung along with two unmarried sisters and an ailing mother. Life has always been a battle for Ta Kula especially with the responsibilities beyond his good affordability. He almost skipped all the best days of bachelorhood- the leikai chaangang talks with friends, the leipung discussions, the thangnaba leikaigi leisabi laknaba sessions and all. Oh by the way,our ta Kula is now 39 years 4 months 3 weeks and 2 days old. All his friends are settled and also have kids. Ta Kula often avoids crowds and social gatherings just because he is embarrassed by only one question from everyone 'when are you getting married Pakhang Ariba Koktaang?'

But, mind you guys, our Ta Kula isnt that ugly at all. His 'chairuung' reminds anyone of Johnny Depp and skinny & bonny though, he flicks a cute smile despite his missing front teeth.

Chapter Three

It was a fine fairengi afternoon. Kulabti had to visit kwairambandh keithel to buy some faneks for her monthly fanek marup. On her way back home, she paid a visit at her friend Maloti's home at Thambalkhong. On the very day itself, Ta Kula also had to visit a friend who stays in Maloti's leikai. A fine afternoon it was, with the sun lazily shining in the sky. After the usual 'paisa paanabis' and leisabi talks, Maloti & Kulabati came towards the famous Thambalkhongi pan dukan for a kwa matap each. Biren (Kula's friend) and Kula were also co-incidentally coming towards the same pan dukan. Parking aside his LML Vespa, Ta Kula headed towards the pan dukan and there he saw Maloti and Kulabati for the first time. Seeing the two guys around, the unsure leisabi aribis were a little coy. At the right time, Biren saw Maloti and exclaimed 'ehh Maloti kwa chadoira? Ezz ngasidi ei leiramagey' and later to the Pan Dukan lady, 'Eney Kwa Matap Anidanga' the pan dukan eney asked - Saat or beesh? Kulabiti replied 'Beesh ney eney'. Those were the few words Kulabati ever uttered so far. After the usual round of introductions and little chit chats, they said bye to one another and left the spot. Nothing special happened that day. Kulabati didnt even notice Kulabidhu that day. As usual, she was deeply engrossed in her thoughts about how many marupki senkhais are left to be collected, how much sendois she has to count etc etc. Well, from Ta Kula's side its a different story. Lets find out what is Ta Kula's story in the next episode.

Chapter Four

When time is right and ripe, one knows no bounds to be at his best. That’s exactly the situation/ condition with Ta Kulabidhu. Ever since that day, Ta Kula is no more the mundane and boring Pakhang ariba. He has dyed his hair with Godrej Kali Mehandi, got a Garnier Light cream, also bought a very very sexy deo (ehey SET WET deospray ). The cream of the crop opportunity is that it’s finally yaoshang. He has so far expressed his feelings to his friend Biren. And through Maloti’s help, they have somehow found out the exact location of Kulabati’s leikai. It’s the third day of yaoshang. By 3:00 Pm, the duo (Biren and Kulabidhu) reached eche Kulabati’s leikai. The two keep waiting for Kulabati to turn up at her leikai lampaak (quite sure as if they are hitting the wall with a stone sezz) It was around 4:00 PM when Eche Kulabati finally turns up with her cousins to watch the evening sports and events at her leikai lampaak. On her way to the lampaak she grinned seeing Biren (but didnt notice Kulabidhu) and asked ‘Ehh Ta Biren Kadomdeino’. Birenly modestly replied ‘ ezz Kulabidhu na nakhoi leikai koiruse na laaklijatni suum, chaa thakhisi laodana’. Ta Kula’s face was blushing so far, His face looks exactly like a ‘heinou amunba’. Today Biren properly introduced Kulabidhu to Kulabati for the first time. Kulabati (gobbling the last morsel of yeroom afutpa) asked Kulabidhu ‘ Kari kari hotnabirige somdi’. Kulabidhu’s facial expression then was worth a watch when he heard Kulabati- his Kulabati asking him something for the very first time. They didn’t talk much except for topics like who is doing what and some general issues like yaoshang, sports, etc etc. The evening gradually transcends and Kula and Biren had to leave. Eche Kulabati asked them to turn up for the ‘,mangani numitki thaabal’. Will Kulabidhu turn up for the thaabal? Let’s find out what happens in the next episode.

Chapter Five

The yaoshang thaabal was quite a mockery for eche Kulabati and Ta Kula, Yaoshang thabaals are no more meant for Leisabi Aribis & Pakhang Aribas. Sadly true but a little indigestive for those damsels and dudes who look forward to a ‘hitching chance’ during one such festival, Three days after the yaoshang festival, Ta Kula finally wrote a letter to Eche Kulabati, The letter reads this way-

Eigi Chanabi Kulabati,

I don’t have flair in writing letters. So, you must excuse me for any mistake or inappropriate word used in this epistle, I am indeed a simpleton who doesn’t have any idea how to win a lady’s heart. Please excuse me for my naiveness as I am not a perfect Pakhang . I intend not to be a perfect guy as well, But if there is one thing I can perfectly guarantee, it’s my sincerest regards for you that are very much prone to a beautiful emotion that the world describes as ‘Love’. How many years of our lives we have wasted compromising and sacrificing all our ardent whims and fancies? I now wish not to waste any more time. I don’t know if it is appropriate to ask for your hand through this letter but if you can justify my heartfelt emotions please BE MY BRIDE, MARRY ME. I cannot promise you the sun, moon or the stars but I can vow to watch them all with you. Darling, I don’t intend to persuade you for anything. If there is even a minute place for me in your heart, please write back.

Nahaaki

Ta Kula

Will eche Kulabati write back to Ta Kula? If yes, how will she react to his proposal? Let’s find out in the next episode :P

Chapter Six

A lovelorn Ta Kulabidhu eagerly waited for Eche Kulabati’s ‘Nungshi Chithi’ for a whole week. These seven days for Ta Kulabidhu were the toughest days of his entire Pakhang-hood days. He lost sleep, lost appetite and prefers staying alone somewhere near the Nobaap Paanbi in his ingkhol and sometimes at the yenakhagi ‘waapal marak’. Love is such a herculean emotion; it can construct or destroy anyone’s life ehh! Coming to normalcy was a little impossible for Ta Kula for the time being. ‘ Mahaakna kari khanliba, eigi wahang singduna mangonda yaamna ayetpa oiraba jatla? Karigino mahaakna minungsi asuk khangdriba?’ these perturbing thoughts keep pondering in Ta Kula’s mind for all these days. Unable to bear his ‘charaangnaraba waakhal’ he finally wrote another letter to Eche Kulabati which reads this way-

(Letter in Manipuri)

Kulabi,

Lamta thaa su loikhare, sajibu mahaakna laakpagi harao tayamba marak asida, eigi thamoi asida haifam khangdaba cheina ama faoribase atei kanagi natey nasunglangini. Eihaaki wahangi paokhum amatang pibiraklabadi eigi ekhou laanglaba thamoi amuktang ney naa taagadra haina khanjei. Ningol pukning amuktangdi khangning ee..

Nangi nungsi wakhalda ngaoraba nahaaki

Ta Kula

The letter somehow reached Eche Kulabati through Maloti. And it is a hilarious reaction from Eche Kulabati when Maloti asked her to be a little empathetic to Ta Kula’s condition. A brief conversation between Maloti and Kulabati reads this way- (conversation in Manipuri)

Maloti ‘ Ebema nangsu nathamoi kanmaley, kariginow nangna paokhum amata handriba’

Kulabati ‘ Assh ngaikhoda charaangnakhinu, handak marupki paisa khara chenei, sendoi kharasu hunlaktri, Pakhang ariba dugi waariga amta chungdri mataangsida’

Ahem! All the while Eche Kulabati was bothered about all her marupki senkhais and sendois giving a damn to Ta Kula’s letter.

Karam Thoklagaba? Let’s find out in the next episode.

Chapter Seven

Another week has passed and a forlorn Ta Kulabidhu keeps anticipating for a reply from Eche Kulabati. Meanwhile, all the sendoi and senkhai issues were resolved and eche Kulabati is finally herself again. It was few days after sajibugi nongma paan bagi cheiraoba, Eche Kulabati was taking an auto-ride from kwairambandh keithel after collecting her faneks for the marup. On her way back home, she saw a guy who (to her) resembles Ta Kulabidhu, she gave a cute grin (considering the guy as Ta Kula). The guy didn’t even notice her grin and crisscrossed her way riding his Vespa. A not so usual thought suddenly struck in eche Kulabati’s mind. Some accompanying questions also came up such as ‘Wasn’t that guy that Pakhang ariba who just wrote few letters to me recently?’ ‘If yes, why didn’t he smile or call me back?’ ‘Makok leikhatpa jatla masey’ etc etc. Lost in all such thoughts, eche didn’t even notice the auto-driver asking her to get down near her thongaal. No sooner than she reaches home, she went to Maloti’s home to relate what happened on the way. The conversation reads this way – (conversation in Manipuri)

Eche Kulabi- ‘Hingchabi eibu ngasidi chopira keinom touwemee’

Maloti – ‘ Eh keidoure ebemma, kanaga amuk sendoi paanabada marei yetnarure?’ (considering it to be the usual sendoi issue)

Eche- ‘ Natey mee nangbo, ngasai lambelda eidi Pakhang ariba koktaangdo maanle na kananomda noklure aduga maa natraba khangde hunna noklamdana gaari thouraga chatkhibei wani’

Maloti- “Ta Kula oiramoiye keisu ebemma, maanabu nangna noklaklaga noklaktradi loiredana. Nangi sono chubido khit amuk houraklanu adui saruk hayai seedum chaasi lao’

Relishing the hayai, Eche Kulabi starts thinking/feeling something unusual in her mind/heart. What could be this something? Is Eche Kulabi finally going to be a changed Leisabi aribi? Let’s find out in the next episode.

Chapter Eight

Dazzling Sajibu days pass away quickly and swiftly. ‘Kaalen tha’ knocks at the seasonal door, ready to barge in anytime. Come ‘Sajibugi Purnima’, soothing Ta Kula’s ‘Omchaaknaraba thamoi’. His mother has been so far worried about the sudden change in the behavioral norms of her son. She even visited a ‘Maiba’ at Khurai Leirikyengbam Leikai to consult whether her son has any ‘paangdaba dosa’ on his way. The melodramatic Maiba asked her to make some offerings on behalf of her son as soon as possible. Ta Kula’s mother has even made all the offerings as suggested by the ‘Maiba’, but she observes no change in her son’s changed behavioral norms. The big question here is ‘Can a Maiba really cure a lovelorn Ta Kula?’

On the other hand, Eche Kulabati seems to have realized her own avoided feelings so far. She seems to be a little changed. The seasonal alteration from cool Sajibu to scorching Kaalentha is opposite to Eche Kulabati’s unexpected change in her thoughts and mannerisms. She seems more cool and calm, a little more concerned and yes a Leisabi in every sense of the word. Sometimes, while calculating the marukpi senkhais and sendois, she finds herself scribbling something in her marupki boi and sometimes she finds herself lost in her own thoughts like- ‘karigino eigi thamoise asuk laangtaknariba, eigi wakhalsisu leitafam khangde, leppa leitana chentharakliba turelgi echelgum karigi eina khanludaba waakhal mayam ase atat akham leitana khanlaklibano, ei maram amadi khangning ee. Eina khanlibase ‘maagi’ wakhal la, oiragana kari? Eibu chithi amadi ekhisiraney mangonda, kuire mapaosu taakhidaba, laangtaknabase amuktangdi kok hanlagay…ei chithi amadi eragay’.

A chithi from Eche Kulabati to Ta Kulabidhu? Aw! Let’s read that (nungsi) chithi in the next episode :P

Chapter Nine

Emancipation of emotional anticipation is but a tough task for any mortal sans any gender issue. For Eche Kulabati, it has been the toughest task so far to pen down a letter addressed to Ta Kulabidhu. The letter reads this way-

(Letter in Manipuri)
Ta Kula,

Kari haidoine khangde. Marupki paisa paabadafao asuk yaamna matha saakhide ei. Nangna tharakpa chithi mayamdo loina fung -ee paasu pakhre..mompaak makhada marupki boi amada yepsinlaga thamkhibani. Eidi eshagi oina nungsi nung on waari saaba heite. Nangdouna sahitya fajaba sijinaraga seithabasu heite. Aduna eina eriba waaheisingse nang laana khanganu, khanlagana khanjaredana..kari upaidi lei. Nangna eingonda nungsi haibra paami haibra haibado ei thajade haibadi natey adubu, akhoigi chahi mataangsida adugumbagi matam leidou maande haina khanli. Makha taaba waarigi oiradi khanasi. Thot nouna haiba heitrasu, wakhaldi ing tapna khanba ngamni,,nakhoigi ema hoi, echan hoigi maramdasu waari khara saning ee. Nongma kwa chaaba oina suum haidorak u Maloti hoiromda. Unaraga ngaihaak waari saaba yabara yengsi. Chithi eba yam heite eidi aduna swaida loisinlageyko.

Kulabati

It’s funny how Eche Kulabati could be such a carefree soul. She cares about Ta Kula yet she doesn’t know how to show her affection, maybe she is not used to hosting such tender feelings or emotions for anyone so far, maybe she needs time to soften her ‘nungumlaba thamoi’. Let time teach her new lessons about love and its avid ways of expressions. Till then, let’s keep waiting for Ta Kula’s reaction to Eche Kulabati’s letter (in the next episode) :-)

Chapter Ten

The ongoing 'Olaangtha' entwines with the 'thamogi meichaak' that Ta Kula has for these months. Ta Biren's message from Maloti about Eche Kulabati's wish to meet him soon is more or less a 'respite' for a sober 'ta Kula' both from the seasonal restlessness and of course from his heart ache. Like the first showers of ‘ingagi nongju’ sprouting new hopes and joie de vivre in his ‘thamoi’, ta Kula’s happiness knows no bounds to hear from his beloved ‘Kulabi’ The much awaited ‘program day’ is today.Eche Kulabati turns up at eche Maloti’s home by afternoon. They are supposed to catch up at the famous ‘thambalkhongi eney memmagi hotel’. Ta Kula is accompanied by Ta Biren. The four of them meet at the hotel by 3 PM. It was the most unusual day for Ta Kula and Eche Kulabati. Sitting at one of the corners of the hotel, Eche Kulabati's face looks so lovely -blushed and a little coyed like a 'purnima oigadouba nongma waatlibi nongdol atiyagi thaja'. Breaking the pin drop silence amongst them, Ta Biren orders plates of bora kaanghou and chaa for them. Meanwhile eche Maloti starts talking to ta Kula -

'So Ta Kula, kamdouriba?' Kulabi has been asking me about you every now and then'

'Ta Kula replies ' iss asengbaraney?, I thought people have less time to bother about others these days you know Maloti' (secretly glancing at Eche Kulabi with his face emitting all his love under the sun for eche Kulabati)

A coyed eche Kulabati replied ' You guys are really upto something, can we talk about other things, oh by the way (addressing to Ta Biren & Kulabidhu) would you guys be interested to join a marup that we are soon going to start? The amount would come to around 1 lakh'

Baah! was it a good time for Eche Kulabati to start the same old boring topic again? Especially today??An ideal leisari aribi that she is, maybe she really needs some more time to change herself. Let us find out how the 'bora program' works out for them in the next episode. :D

Chapter Eleven

It was more or less a 'mangfaonakhidraba manglan ama' for Ta Kulabidhu on that day when his chivalrous attempts to win Eche Kulabati's heart were all in vain. He has so far become disheartened with his 'paangkhokla esing chaiba' efforts. In a half-giving up state of mind, he returns home that evening like a 'punsigi laanfamda maithiraba laanmee ama'. On his way, he had to stop by the Keithel to buy some insaang naapis. Wearing a taunted and defeated look, he dully finishes buying the vegetables and was coming towards his Vespa when he suddenly bumps at someone (who turns out to be a 'Leishabi'). In a frantic state, he apologizes -‘ehey soikhre saoba yaadeko'. The so called Leishabi replied with a smile 'Karisu kaideda Tamo' re-gathering those 'mangao thina choijainaraba samlaangs beside her naa-rum again'. ' Mi chinbasida uhouda touni sao yaadeko', uttering these words, Ta Kula hurries his steps towards his Vespa and drives away as if he is taking part in a 'Vespa Lamjel'.
But then he carries along a sudden, mixed and strange feeling. And the interior monologue in his mind reads this way 'Maagi minoktufaodi pose tainey kanagi machanupi bu oirajatno'.

Is Ta Kula going to call it a 'quit' about his love for Eche Kulabati? Will he meet this new girl again? Let us find out in the next episode along with a brief introduction about the new character 'Memcha' - the girl Ta Kula met today.

Chapter Twelve

Memcha’s personality is a complete contrast to Eche Kulabati’s. Soft-spoken and feminine in every sense of the word, Memcha represents one of the contemporary Manipuri Leishabis who knows the right tactic and trick to woo any man who comes along her way. Also the only daughter of her parents, she grew up as a princess with all her whims and fancies mostly fulfilled. Memcha’s dad is a ‘Thikadaar’- a famous ‘senjao paiba’ in his Leikai and she has three elder brothers who are all well-settled. Four years junior to eche Kulabati, it is the right marriageable age for Memcha. Her parents are in fact seeking suitable matches for her these days.

The next day after the ‘flopped program numit’, Eche Kulabati had an overdose of singju and heinou ametpa because of which she is taking part in a solo-baaltin lamjel. It’s been three days yet there isn’t any sign of recovery so far. Her worried family called upon a doctor and she is currently under medication. Wearing a fatigued look she has become more skinny and bonny within these few days. Eche Maloti pays her a visit on the third day. Eche Maloti kiddingly teases Eche Kulabi, ‘ Ebema, nathamoi kanmanbei nabuukta oina tainarey kalak penli’. Eche Kula ‘ Ee ee eina kari kamaina thamoi kanliba kanagi mataangda’. With a long ‘sigh’, Eche Maloti didn’t want to continue the talk. She diverted the topic to something else.

For Ta Kula, everything is puzzled. It is impossible to seek respite for his heart these days. And meanwhile, Memcha’s smile keeps teasing his thoughts. He sometimes wonders whether he would meet her again at the same keithel. The next moment, eche Kulabati’s love tickles his heart and he feels forlorn and murmurs to himself ‘ madugi nupido thamoi kanmanlida’.

Will Ta Kula try to forget Eche Kulabati in the coming days? Will he try to meet Memcha again? Let us find out in the next upcoming episodes.

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