Survey Report Of Encountering A 'Digital Bhoot'

(The content I am uploading here has got nothing to do with any personal experience. It is another vivid mimicry of my chuckling thoughts)

Ever heard about ‘DIGITAL BHOOT’ (ghost)? I suppose a strict ‘No’. Well, let me share an experience of encountering a digital bhoot via this blog today quoting some characteristics of an ideal digital bhoot:

1. Alluring personality- Until you realise he/she is a BHOOT you will find him/her an alluring character. Of all the persons you meet in digital planet, you would love to spend maximum time with him or her and its all because you think he or she is one among many. (ahu ahu).

2. An impeccable communicator- ‘Aha!’ this is true to its utmost level. Ideal digital bhoots have got an impeccable skill to communicate with anyone. So, communicating with him/her can be a pleasing experience.

3. Simultaneously haunting and taunting: When you don’t get to see him or her around, you will find your mind getting haunted or taunted. You are not sure of what you seem to be missing. And by the time confusion over-rules your conscience you realise your folly (ehh).


4. Down/up to earth trait. He/she doesn’t belong, he/she doesn’t exist on this earth hence he/she is most often down or up to earth. He/she would make you feel that – ‘oh I have been longing enough to meet you and it seems I have waited long enough to meet you’. Yearning, eagerness, curiosity, urges, blah blah blah etc are the right vocabularies to describe your multi-faceted feelings during such circumstances (khi3).

5. Consistently hesitant by nature. A digital bhoot never ever wants to mingle up with earthly affairs and that is the sole reason why he or she would repeatedly hesitate to leak any kind of ghostly or ghastly information about himself or herself.

P:S: A digital bhoot can be anyone you have come across in digital planet via a chat room or a social networking site. Beware guys haa! lolaaz..

Understanding 'Kundo Pareng' (a Ningol's thought salad)

Kundo Pareng- sounds an endearing phrase right? Simultaneously tickles your unperturbed whims and fancies about that ‘Luhongba Numit' (especially for every Ningol I know it sure does). One ‘Kundo Pareng' stands testimonial to the whole event of uniting the ‘Bor' and the ‘Kanya' in our traditional Meitei Luhongba. (ahem waarido).



During my sister's marriage I have observed the ‘Kundo Pareng Lengba' ceremony by the bride. I could read my sister's blushing face and could also sense the goose bumps she was having during that particular ceremony. Besides photographing those cherishable moments of her life, I never gave any thought about the ‘Kundo Pareng lengba' part of any Meitei wedding. But watching her wedding video with some back ground sound track ‘saatloney saatlo leika fanna saatlone kundo leiraang leinungsi..' tickled the lulled feminism within me and forced some unnoticed smiles upon my lips. That was one particular moment when I started igniting a keen research upon the Meitei Luhongba style like never before (yabrane). Some garlanded thoughts today remixed with that long forgotten feeling and pampered me to post this blog sezzzz.



Well, I still don't have any idea whether ‘Kundo pareng lengba' will be quite a top-notch moment amidst the entire series of hulla-bulla events during my wedding in the making. However, I am very much sure of myself that no matter what and how I will never garland my most precious ‘Kundo Pareng' to the wrong guy who doesn't deserve it (chaahey kuch bhi ho jaaye HARGEEZ NAHI) lolzzz...



I would love to continue this blog but alas I don't have any more stuff to add since I am still Greek to so many things about ‘Luhongba'. So, let this be an unfinished blog until I grasp some more fresh ideas.





N:B: Unleashing some typical whims and fancies via a blog doesn't sound a bad idea right???...(lolz) yabrane?????

Know Men or NO Men--whatever here are some tips to keep in mind before you finally go around with a guy

(This is for each and every Ningol who is looking out for a guy to date)


1. Say no to sweetus. Never go for a guy who talks sweet and says yes yes to u all the time. Sweet are the uses of adversity (ahem).

2. Keep mild expectations.Between anticipations and realization there are miles of steps and procedures to cover up. Make sure you don't expect much so that it takes lesser steps to reach the promised destination ehh. Girls generally raise more expectations than guys though each girly expectation speaks about a meaningful content.


3. Give him time. Men need time to commit themselves. They are not some ready-fishes all set to be fried in the heated pan. They like it when you are patient. ((((((((((twist of the tale here)))))) to be honest enough you are not giving him time, he is instead giving you time to decide (sssh mode).

4. Try some make-belief plays, they work. Men always want to believe that they are superior and that they can afford themselves to be emotionally relied upon. You just have to make sure that you are a little dramatic and yes act stupid (remember act).

5. Hold the key to unlock his every whim and fancy. Once you do so he will always loiter around you as he thinks you know him more than anyone does. He will follow you like a sweet cuddly puppy. All you have to take care is a timely dose of the fourth rule again least he comes to realise the same lolaaz.



I don't have a habit of sharing more than 5 rules per blog. Rest of the tips will be uploaded on request (khi3).



Bye bye!

'Thought chutney'--classic confessions

This will be a prelude post..will be uploading some gyaans in this section related to 'human thoughts and how they get inspired or aspired'.

Stay tuned!

Cheers!!!